My experience of working in a morgue is limited but illuminating. Let me share it with you.

I left school when I was eighteen years old. I had a couple of months to kill before I started a course in Architecture, so I got a job working in a hospital as a porter. It was called St Luke’s Hospital, and it’s the place where I was born; it doesn’t exist anymore. It was knocked down a couple of years ago.

Hospital Porters are the people who take food up to the wards, remove the soiled laundry, and move patients around on wheeled stretchers, (or gurneys, as you call them in America). Porters do most of the manual jobs that need to be done in hospitals.

One day I was working on some boring menial task or other – I think it might have been emptying the bins – when one of the permanent porters approached me. His name was Stan.

“Jack, could you give me a hand with something, please?” He said.

Stan was middle-aged, overweight, and so unfit that he looked as if he should have been occupying a hospital bed, rather than tending to the needs of those who were in them. He was the kind of guy who sweated a lot at the best of times, and in the overheated conditions of St Luke’s Hospital in the height of summer, the sweat was pouring from him.

“Sure,” I told him. “I just need to finish these bins then I’ll be right with you.”

He frowned and shook his head, and I felt a small shower of perspiration spatter my face. I fought the temptation to wipe it off.

“This job can’t wait,” he said. “You’ll have to leave the bins for now and finish them later.”

I was curious to know what could possibly take precedent over bin-emptying, given that it had been drummed into me how vital it was to maintain clean conditions on the wards at all times.

“What do you want me to do?” I asked.

He took a handkerchief from his pocket and mopped his brow.

“Follow me,” he said mysteriously. “You’ll see.”

He led me along a glazed corridor and down a flight of steps to the basement. Ahead of us there was a solitary door. He took hold of the handle and hesitated before opening it. We went inside. The room we entered was different to the rest of the hospital; it was cold and unsettling. We both felt it.

I looked around. All I could see was a wheeled stretcher with a white sheet thrown over it. Stan grabbed the handles at one end of the stretcher.

“You take the other end,” he said.

I did, and discovered that it was oddly heavy for an empty stretcher, even with the two of us pushing it. We got it out of there quickly – Stan didn’t want to linger, and nor did I – and we went upstairs to one of the wards. One of the beds on the ward had curtains drawn around it, screening it from view. We took the stretcher into the curtained area, and Stan removed the sheet that had been covering it. I now saw that it was a most unusual stretcher. Rather than being flat, like a regular one, it was shaped like a rectangular box the size of a coffin. The sheet that had been draped over it had hidden the box from view, and given it the appearance of a normal wheeled stretcher.

There were more surprises in store.  Stan showed me that the walls and lid of the box could be removed, leaving a flatbed like you got on any other stretcher.

“Now comes the difficult bit, “he said.

“What do you mean?”

“We have to move this onto the trolley.”

He pulled the covers back from the bed we were next to, revealing the face of a man.

I knew instantly that he was dead.

He’d probably been alive only a short time before, yet his skin already had a ghostly white pallor which I must admit I found repellent.

He pulled back the covers fully, and I got to see a pair of legs which were so thin, so white and so hairless that it was difficult to believe that they could ever have belonged to a human being.

“Help me get ‘im on the stretcher,” said Stan.

We manoeuvred the body onto the flatbed of the stretcher. Next, we reassembled the box around it, draped the sheet over the box, and we had what looked like an empty stretcher. We wheeled it back to the basement room we’d taken it from. When we got there, Stan took a ledger and pen from a shelf.

“We have to check ‘is jewellery and teeth and write it down in ‘ere, to make sure no fucker nicks it,” he said to me. “Could you do that for me lad? Could you check ‘im for me please while I write it down? I don’t like touching the dead ones.”

We opened up the box to reveal the body. I leaned over and inspected its face. It had a ghastly grimace on it, which horrified me, but somehow didn’t surprise me. I looked at Stan and he looked at me.

“Go on,” he said. “You need to look in its mouth.”

I touched the pale lips. They were cold. I pulled them apart. I had to grab the lower jaw and give it a tug in order to see all the teeth properly.  They were yellow-brown stained, and amongst them there were two that were made of gold.

“Two gold teeth,” I said, quickly closing the mouth.

Stan noted it in the ledger.

“Check for a chain around ‘is neck,” he said.

I parted the hospital gown that our body was wearing. There were tufts of white hair sticking out of it near the neck, but nothing more.

“The wrists. Now look at the wrists.”

I rolled back the sleeves from the spindly wrists and checked them. There was nothing in those sleeves but skin and bone.

“Now we ‘ave to put ‘im away.”

He nodded with his head towards the far wall, and for the first time I noticed that an entire wall of the room was covered in small metal doors, resembling the doors of many safes, each of which was perhaps two and a half foot square.

We wheeled the trolley next to the wall, and Stan opened one of the doors. A white mist rolled out from the void at the back of it. The mist was followed by a chill in the air.

The void was the length of a man, and then some. Stan wound a handle on our stretcher which raised the level of the flatbed to the same level as the void at the back of the door. We rolled the body into the void on a wheeled plate, and shut the door behind it.

We both got out of there very quickly, and we didn’t discuss what we’d just done.

This was a procedure I repeated many times that summer. There was a large geriatric unit in St Luke’s hospital, and many of the patients failed to survive their stay there, providing me with plenty of visits to the morgue.

The photograph, by the way, is a picture of me that was taken that summer, when I was aged eighteen and working as a hospital porter. I was in a once well-known Huddersfield pub which (like so many other things from my youth) no longer exists. One day I’ll remember what it was called.

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Thanks for your time,

Jack Strange